Planning tomorrow's lunch...
- Me: Ooh I'll have some veggie chips.
- Me: Oh look we have trail mix.
- Me: This is so much healthier than the school's food.
- Me: I'm one healthy motherfucker.
- Me: *looks in the back of the cabinet* MUM BOUGHT COOKIES! 0 notes // reblog
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that’s not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she’s in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I’d make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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